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Female Robots add Feist to Japanese Cabaret
Winking and waving their way around Tokyo’s red light district are four ginormous sexy female robots, who are the latest addition to the galactic style cabaret on show in the city’s Robot Restaurant. Towering at 3.6 metres high and operated by bikini clad girls, the robots are donned in sexy warrior apparel and perform a…
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Asian Hornets Cooked Alive by Bittersweet Honeybees
Ever felt unwelcome in a room full of locals? Be thankful you aren’t an Asian hornet entering a Japanese honeybee hive, as chances are you would be slowly cooked alive in a blazing hot bee ball. This “hot defensive bee ball”, as scientists have termed it, is the result of roughly 500 Japanese honeybees forming…
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Mind Upload – Enter The Matrix
Ever wanted a black belt in Judo, to speak fluent Spanish and French, or to become the greatest thumb wrestler the world has ever known? If you have, but lacked the discipline to achieve such lofty goals, there might be hope for you yet. For according to scientists, acquiring such skills may soon involve nothing…
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Japanese Robots to Link The Sun and Moon to Save Mankind
With the devastation inflicted on Japan and its Fukushima reactor earlier this year, confidence in nuclear energy has taken a tumble worldwide. And with Germany recently withdrawing all support for nuclear power, Japan has decided it’s high time for some crafty innovation. Innovate they have, for in a move suggestive of a colossal science fiction…
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The Soldier of Gaia in Disguise
For millions of years the powers of Gaia have thundered across the earth, governing the unwritten laws of the world with ferocity, scintillating beauty and the inevitability of change. Today, the commodification of all things great and small is contesting these powers in a game it cannot win. As this beast of industrialisation rages ignorantly…
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Despair in The Land of The Immortals
The islands of Japan have long held a reputation for the world’s greatest life expectancy, with the average citizen likely to hit 86 years, and many expected to live past 100. In fact, ancient Chinese have dubbed Japan the “land of the immortals” for many years, due to its seemingly ageless lifestyle. The secret? –…
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Mobile Phones Diminish Rabbit Sex Lives
In an erotic radioactive mammalian investigation, four Japanese scientists have placed mobile phones in close proximity to several rabbit’s genitalia, to gauge whether this has a direct influence over the animal’s primal urges. The experiment is designed to correlate with the proximity of a mobile phone to a human being’s genitals, thereby revealing whether a…
